How to Break Up With Someone
Breaking up with someone can be so hard. Especially when you aren't mad at the person, and you don't want to hurt their feelings. Here are the main things people say, or the nice ways to break up. If you wanna be mean there are some for mean people too. LOL! I only suggest you use those if the person you are breaking up with cheated on you or something.

• Nice Ways
  • I think we should just be friends.
  • I really like you, but it's just not working out between us.
  • I am really sorry but I just can't see this relationship going any farther, so I feel that we should just be friends.
  • Im sorry, but I really don't think that I'm really ready for a (bf/gf) right now I hope we can still be friends and maybe in the future we can go out again.

• Mean Ways
  • Okay you say "My foot hurts" they'll say "Why" and you say "Cause I just kicked you off the curb, you're dumped."
  • You know what, I think I just got some sense knocked into me or something, because I just realized that you are a ugly fag so get the hell away from me!
  • You say "I'm really sorry (name), I cant make it to the (movies,mall,ect...) with you this weekend" they say "why" you say "because i never want to see your ugly ass ever again!"
  • You say "Ow" they say "what?" You say "My back hurts so bad" they say "why" you say "because you stabbed me in the back with that other guy/girl. sorry its over. Bye!"

Steve, thanks for your help with these!